5 Deadly... ???

THE SOLDIERS AND VASSAGO ALL TREMBLE AS CAPTAIN MILKY SAYS "Hasako will be thrilled to hear about this! You gathered all 7 lamps for him! With the 5 behind us and the 2 you have, I'd say that's all of them. Right?", Vassago glares "You think we'd just bend over and suck your ding dongs!!!?". Captain Milky answered "Then we'll just use force...", Fusagi thought "...Vassago wasn't kidding around... These guys are UBER gay... they all have a overwhelming power," (She feels Captain Milky's soul) and even among them: that guy is on a whole other league!" (She looks at Yogurt) "But that 1, he's not strong at all... maybe's he's only shrek themed bitch?".  Captain Milky asks "Look, Vassako why don't you make it easy and give the lamp to us? We'll take your virginity nomatter what, so be a sport!", Vassago leered "You mutha fucker, let's see you take this!!!". He throws the lamp as hard as he could!!!! He turns to see Butter floating down with the lamp in his hand!!!!? "What the fucking fuck!!? How the living hell did you?!!...", he then turns towards Fusagi "DESTROY THE LAMP, QUICKLY!!!". Fusagi prepares PK Beam Ω, Yogurt suddenly holds the lamp in his hands!!!!!!? Vassago seeths "Crap, he really can temporarily control, and even stop time!", Fusagi shouted "What the heck!!!? Isn't he  just walking feces!!?". Yogurt glares at her as captain Milky leers "Now to take care of you guys... It's been a while since we had exercise. So we'll be sure to give you each, tender loving care.", Cheese laughs "...And by tender loving care, he doesn't mean we're going to pat you on the heads, we're going to bruise your ass cheeks!!!". captain Milky turned "Did you really need to explain that?", Fusagi freaks"We really have to fight these gays?" Vassago replied "Do you want to be chased by that giant, red eyed smurf?". captain Milky then commanded "I'll take Vassako, you guys play some thing to see who gets the 2 mysterious bitches", the team shouts "Awww, that's not fair!!!", "You always do this!!!". He sighs"Sheesh fine, play tag to see who get's them. I'll take the lamps back to Harusako", he turns towards them and yells "WHO'S GOT THE BEST CAPTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!?", "WE DO!!!". They run around tagging and screaming, tickling, laughing and holding each other... "Shouldn't we run?..." Mira asks. They finally stop, Cream screamed "ALL RIGHT!!! I GOT VASSAGO!!!", Yogurt frowned "FEH, I got the minorities...". captain Milky telepathically floats all the lamps around him as he finishes "Now if you'll excuse me, Harusako's got a date with eternal life♡!" he flies away "HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!". Mira shouted "No!!! I won't let you have them!!!", Vassago stops her "WHAT THE FUCK!!?  Didn't you see the giant smurf?!!! What could you really do if you tried to chase the queer?". He turns toward Fusagi "Hey chubby, get over here", Cream laughed "What's this? A stragedy session?". Vassago warned her "Don't let Yogurt fool you, that little "puddin' pop" can use psychic powers too.", Fusagi replied "Shoot, I can't control time, only energies... (And let's stop with the fat references) I wish Yui was here...". Vassago answered "As much as I can't stand her, having her here would even the odds. Me too... I miss her too :( ", Mira thought "What was the point of even coming here? If we can't get the lamps, Kyubi and the others would've died for nothing...". Cream leers "I hate to say this, but you go 1st Yogurt, I don't want to catch the fuglies!" (Fusagi glares "Fricking brat!) Yogurt replied "I feel like a guy who wipes his own ass...". Everybody stares... Vassago finally glared "These buttholes never take anything seriously...", Fusagi walks up to Yogurt "Mira, remember our image training...". They suddenly appear over Yogurt and fired PK beam! and Soulmeha!!! Yogurt stopped time!!! "Dammit, I'll run over here then...", he breathes out. Fusagi and Mira turns toward him! "He's over there!", He freaks out!!! "Stop!!!!", He looks at them "What the fuck? How are they tracking me without devil eyes!!? Shit, I can't attack them and freeze time at the same time... I'll hide behind this rock!". He breathed out, Fusagi and Mira disappear!!!? He freezes time once more "Where are they!!!". He runs and let's time go as his energy dropped fast! The girls flew towards him again! This time he uses "PK Paralysis technique!!!", the girls try to fly as he yells "Hahaha! What's wrong you can't fly whores!!?". Cream leers "They must really have him on edge, he rarely uses his paralysis technique!", Vassago glares "I told them not to attack him head on!". Yogurt then telekinetically pulls a tree out of the ground "Alright, time for a nice ass pounding, I'll be the jigglo.", Fusagi and Mira try to move as hard as they can while he aims the pointed tree at Fusagi "I'll give the obese 1, in the orange cream dress a nice pounding 1st. Then I'll kill the other with a different technique!". Fusagi shouts "Mira you can't... move!!!?", Mira answers "My... nerves... are frozen...", the tree flew at Fusagi!!!! Vassago suddenly chopped of Yogurts head!!! The girls flew as fast as they could as the tree flew off!!! Yogurt glares at Vassago "V... Vassago, you cheating piece of dog crack!!! Why did you get in my fight?", Vassago leers "Alls fair in love and war!... I mean just war!!! I couldn't stand your crappy personality, so I decided to wipe you out!". Yogurt glares "That really steams my pen..." Vassago shots his head!!! Mira and Fusagi flies toward Vassago "Thanks♡", "Yeah, we were going to...". Vassago interrupts "Do you truly believe I did it to save you? I saw a chance to step on Yogurt, and took it, that's all!!! Now there's no time for idol crap, we won't get lucky again!". The milky force freaked out "You see that!!? Yogurt got himself killed!!!", "Oh crap... Now we gotta get captain Milky to think of a entire new pose for 4 people!". They start playing hide and seek... "I still get Vassago!!!", "There's something REALLY wrong with these mother fuckers..." Mira states as they watch.