Lone Preliminary Battle Dinner

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CIRRIS WALKS THROUGH A UNFAMILIAR AREA... "Shit... I unconsciously wandered here... that's what I get for thinking about what Inori...", he suddenly hears loud screaming "... you've become our prey, haven't you?". Cirris eases around the corner, and see three men beating someone "A street fight... Should I call the police?", he notices the victim... "Nishio... He tried to eat Seirro and kill me... he deserves to be beaten...". The man walks until "Hey!!! Let's get his arm!!!", "Ho ho!!!". Cirris freezed as he heard them tearing off Nishio's arm "GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!", the man walks slowly to them "Uh... are you really going to beat him to death?". The vampire turns "What you talkin' about, nigger?", Nishio happens to notice him... "What're... do..ing...Cirris... Mic...ls...". The vampire laughed "Oh, you friends with this, gay?", Cirris steps back "No!", the vampire continues "So even a Perm bastard, has friends?". Another vampire steps on Nishio's head "We thought this gay, was a lone wolf...", the other vampire backs Cirris to a wall "Where you from, boy?". Cirris replies "The 20th ward...(I probably shouldn't of told them...)", the vampires laugh "You hear that, this "man"'s from the 20th! Hahaha!". He turns back around toward him "Listen, "young master", what do you think your onii chans our doing?", Cirris stares "???". The vampire laughs "We're engaging in a new trend called: cannibalizing!" he suddenly punched!!! Cirris dodged, as the steel door behind him is torn open!!! The vamp's eyes turn black, and give a unholy red glow... "Nishio's always been a lone, tough guy... So we left him out, but now that he's injured and hungry, we decided to let 'em play! He won't even taste good: We're doing this purely for bragging rights!". He punched again, Cirris dodges "You got surprisingly good reflexes!" the vampire laughed. His friends leered "All he's doing is dodging, that's annoying...", "Hurry up and kill that piece of shit!". He swung again, Cirris dodges and kicks his ribs!!! The vampire fell on his knees and coughed blood!!!? The other two shit their jumpsuits "Wa... wait... he's that Cirris Michaels guy?", "That guy who killed a investigator!!?" "Let's get the hell, outta here!!!". Cirris sighs "No... I'm not...". Later, he carries Nishio with his soul... "You... you...re not.. good person... as soon as I... better.... Ki...l you... Do... carr...y me..." Nishio uttered... Cirris sighs "I know I'm not... that's why I want to be better... I want to treat others the way I want to be treated... I wouldn't want anyone to leave me to be eaten alive...", he lies Nishio on his apartment floor "You could let Mr Yoshimura help...". Nishio answered "I don't want to rely on that sly bastard♡♪", Cirris prepares to heal him, when Kimi suddenly rushed him with a taser!!! Cirris jumps back outside, "Who are you!!!? Are the narcissistic guy?!!!" she asks, Cirris replies "I... I'm...". Nishio calls her "Kimi... he isn't the guy... who did this to me...", she runs back to him... "Oh Nishio... You're all screwed up... and your stomach wound's open again!". He replied "It couldn't be help, I had to leave: I was acting weird again...", Kimi warns him "You shouldn't go out like this though... it's dangerous..." Nishio replied "It's because of Rize's death... ever since her death, lot's strange things have been happening... Kimi... please don't go out either, I don't want you to be caught by that narcissistic fag...". She replied "Tsukiyama? I saw him around the academy, yesterday...", he shouts "What the fuck!!!? Why the hell is he at Kamii!!!? If he cathes me, it''l be all over!". Kimi suddenly turns, glaring at Cirris... She walks out on the fire escape... "Cirris... thanks for saving Nishio Kun... But please keep this secret!", Cirris replies "OK...(Though, she might not keep my identity, secret). He then asked "Kimi... you love Nishio... even though eats human?". She replies "Yes... As long as he doesn't eat family or friends... I'm fine... I assume... If I was a vampire... I'd have to eat human too...", she stops... "Cirris... if you keep remembering our first "introduction" I'll tell...". Cirris jumps, and realizes he was standing bow legged... he stands erect as she sighed "Finally... Seriously, if I was a vamp I'd need to eat people too... I was just blessed enough to be human.". Cirris stares in surprise... later he finally goes back to his apartment building "Kimi loves him, she's willing to risk being punished by law and being eaten..." (He buys a can of coffee) "It's possible for humans and vampires to live together... even with if it's  constrained...". he drinks, then coughs hard "How do vamps or humans get hooked on this!!!? It always taste like septic water, the coffee beans smell so much better than this shit could possibly taste!!!". Days later... Cirris and Tsukiyama play Squash... The ball bounces off the wall, and almost hits Cirris's face!!! The vampire laughs "Hahaha, you're pretty hopeless at sports, huh!", later they walk to the cafe "This is rare, this is the 1st time, I met a peer as terrible at sports as you are!". Cirris replies "I hated sports for the entirety of the time I knew they existed... Why did we play Squash now?", Tsukiyama replies "It's good to get exercise as much as possible, plus... It'll add spice to the quiet time, we're about to have...". They enter a coffee shop, Tsukiyama orders "2 Icedcoffee... please!?", he turns toward the weakling "I'm hot too, from running so much!". Cirris looks around, the vampire smiles "How do you like the atmosphere? It's calm, yet arousing for couples...", Cirris smiles "Yeah, this'll be perfect, if I could bring her here... She's love that we'd finally be dating "for real!", But we'd probably end up doing something perverted here too...". Tsukiyama smiles "Oh, don't be upset... It's counting on your style: you seem so honest with your personality... she'll pick up on you too easily, despite what you want to act as. But if you change your style... say, accessorize yourself, then try look different instead of a nonchalant "I love sex" look in your eyes, maybe you'd have the "clean/mature" relationship you wanted for your girl... or maybe..." he leans closer "you'll attract someone else, with your pure... sensual... trusting... nature...", Cirris jumps "Ah... I... I... kinda only wanna be with her, even if...". The vampire jumped "Oh no... I didn't mean to seem like I was... you know... I was just saying... (ahem) Nevermind, foget it, to apologize, why don't I show you this place tonight... lemme see your manga, I'll write the meeting place ther, it's suppose to be secret but...", the man passes it "Alright..." he's cut by the paper??? "Ouch...". Tsukiyama jumps "Oh sorry, here, use my hankercheif to stop the blood!", Cirris looks surprised "You sure?". Tsukiyama gives him the hankercheif "Here, don't think it's for anything strange either... hahaha!", Cirris laughs wrily "Hahaha! I know it isn't... ...". They stare... "I'll just heal my finger back!" Cirris said, Tsukiyama snatched back his hankercheif "I'll rinse this off!". He ran to the bathroom!!! "Calm down Tsukiyama, me of all people, almost scared him away, from acting gay... But... I only need...", he sniffs Cirris's blood "Mmmmmm mmmmm ahhhh, Finding a new feast, does more for a person's happiness, than finding a new star! The gentle sweetness... the bitter souress... has such a rich harmony... Monsuier Savarin, it's just as you said...". Cirris and Tsukiyama leave the cafe later... and arrive at the Vampire restaurant, that evening... Tsukiyama leers in a crescent moon mask "Now then, let's have some fun!", Cirris stares at his tux... "Um... is this a really fancy...". The vampire laughs "Don't worry, we have preparations for you!", they walk to the door, Tsukiyama whispers something in the waiter's ear... "I understand, now please come with me...", Cirris is lead away as he thought "What sould I do, when human is brought out?". Later, Cirris bathes as he thought "He told me to bathe... I wonder if my family was right... did I really stink of sweat THAT much? She never said anything... neither did my friends..."... He later was given a tuxedo to wear, showed to a waiting room... "The vampire restaurant... you can only get in, if invited... there's dress code too... With these conditions, I'm surprised I could easily get in... It'd be better if Itori came here, herself...". He walks inside... then sees a man with white, bowlcut hair "Hey...", Cirris smiles "Hello...". He walks to him "Oh man... the 2 of us, just been sitting in here, for a long time... So I was getting a bit lonely: I'm making a editorial for Shouei's magazine:Tokyo Gourmet.  My name is: Kobachi. You a colledge student?", Cirris replies "No... I... I'm taking a trade...". Kobachi laughed "Even though you're a dropout, you know a amazing shop! That fatass over there, is a moron too... A aquaintence of mine, told me about this shop... but I never expected it to look this nice, inspite of being slow as shit... hah... even so... it'll be easier if Mitarai over there, would stop being a bitch and speak to me!!!". Cirris then asks "Did he tell you to wait at the door too?", Kobachi replies "Yeah... I needed to bathe and crap too!". Cirris glares "They have the scent of humans... why're they here?"... as a waitress walks into the room "I bought some coffee, please have a quick meal while you wait!". They start eating the crackers and coffee... "This cookie's dry and as bull shit's that's ben drued out for weeks..." Kobachi says, Cirris sniffs his coffee... but stops before drinking it... Later, they're lead to a giant empty dinning area... "Hooh... nice2× A fucking creepy empty room..." Kobachi says, Cirris stared "A dining table and a teppan? There's no other customers in here, either???". The waiter leaves, "Please wait here...", Kobachi sighs "We hafta wait again?", Cirris sighed "Yeah... all fancy places are fucking irritating...". He turns toward the door... and sees Mitarai trying to open a fucking safe style, locked door!!!? "The door is locked? What the hell, I hafta crap...". Cirris glares "Come to think of it, we passed through a tunnel to get here... and now we're locked in a giant dinning room, with no way out?", Kobachi yells "Where's the damned steak... no man, how about seafood?! Dude, I wanna eat so much...".  Cirris smiles "Somehow, he reminds of Seirro... maybe I'm thinking too much...", they hear a voice over the speakers "SORRY FOR THE WAIT, THE DINNER PREPARATIONS HAVE BEEN PUT INTO ORDER.". Kobachi looks up "Finally... it's time!", the ceiling opens to reveal many vampires in masks!!!? "TODAY'S DINNER IS, THESE 3 NIMRODS.". Cirris almost shits himself as he hears the narrator "ON THE LEFT WE HAVE: EDITOR, WHO NEVER FAILS TO GO TO THE GYM, WHEN HE CAN. HIS MEAT IS CHEWY TEXTURED!!! THE INTERMEDIARY FOR THIS IS:TR SAMA!!! NOW LET'S LOOK TO OUR RIGHT, SHALL WE? AS CONTRAST TO A MUSCULAR CHEY MALE, WE HAVE THIS SOFT DELICIOUS FEMALE, WHICH IS COVERED IN EXCESS BODY OILS AS SHE REFUSE TO BATHE, BUT WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT! THE INTERMEDIARY FOR HER IS: PR SAMA!!!  AND TODAY'S MAIN COURSE IS: THAT OF A VAMPIRE!!!", the others freak "A vampire?" "I'm not into cannibalism...". "THE INTERMEDIARY IS: MR MM SAMA!!!". Tsukiyama stands "Ladies and Gentlemen... It is not unreasonable, for you to feel bewildered, after alll, Vampire blood and meat is disgusting! But... because of that, you will be able to appreciate this!". The vamps stare "The people MM Sama brings, are always spectacular...", "Delicious Human...", "It's uncivilized...". Tsukiyama "The thing I noticed about him, was his scent!", he tosses his hankercheif to everyone... they sniffed the blood "It's a pretty complex scent...", "No this is...". He announced "Although he has the body of a male vamp, he has a pronounced, female human scent... What kind of taste will vampire with a human scent have?!! This is a new stimulus of scent smell and taste!!! Today I cleaverly made him work up a sweat and consume coffee!!! The meat will come apart easily, and supply us with a fragrant flavor!!!". Tsukiyama yells as the vampires cheer"Now then, we shall enjoy the ultimate Gourmet Meal!!!", the victims watch in terror... Cirris falls on his knees "The Vampire, Tsukiyama Shuu... Talking to me at the academy... everything was a trap... I was stupid to let him trick me, I knew something was wrong... How didn't I learn my lesson with Rize?!", the narrator screamed "LET US START THE DINNER SHOW, TODAY'S SCRAPPER HAS APPEARED!!!! ". The people stare as a metal door opens... "Nïċħ ťő мéėť çħőо..."
"The 2 gentlemen in Miyazawa Kenji's "The Restaurant Of Many Orders" Almost needed to have not to have went beyond the door ...we can't turn back now, since we already went beyond the door.".

To Be Continued... :(  ドゲ※三

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