K... ka ka... Klabautermann???

Continued... :D

FRANKY REPEATS HIS CONCESSION "I'll dismantle the ship for the dumbass, faggot", Chiba sighs "Don't help... it'll cause unnecessary bullcrap...". The cybernetic shipwright tilts his head "Wha?", the shinigami explains "On the day we traveled here, he almost immediately disappeared. Later, I actually spoke to him, after your team beat me... He was so high, he didn't even notice I was bleeding...". Chiba sighs... "He told me when he passed the ship, he heard hammering on board. He walked onto the deck and saw a small... man saying: "It's alright, I'll carry you a little bit longer". He REALLY believes theres life in the judgement!!!", he falls over "It sounds so fucking stupid!!! He thinks he saw the incarnation of the judgement! I know you don't believe me, but you could smell the cocaine flowing from him...". Franky answered "No need for that, he looked like a sailor holding a hammer, did he?", Chiba freaks as he continued "He probably saw a Klabautermann". The shinigami stared "Kla, what in the, who now?", the cybernetic mechanic explained "Klabautermann. A legend told among high fuckers, it's a fairy that dwells on the ship when you're freaking too damned high.  It holds a hammer and wears a sailor's raincoat, when you inhale way too much marijuana it appears telling you the ship's conscious. Seriously this is the 1st time I've heard  directly about it". Franky leers "The more loved the ship is, the more gratitude it has for the farers. (snicker) The ship must be really happy, it must've thought it was so hilarious when you guys broke it, it took human form!", Chiba laughs "You had to fuck that up, didn't you!?". Kiwi and Mozu stare at the men "They're mean!", "Men are so stupid..." Mozu suddenly hears a knock at their door!!!? "Bro, someone's here.". Franky answers "It's probably Zombai and the others, why they're using the "sea side"? They usually come from the front.", Mizu leered "Maybe they bought Karis with them.". He laughs "Oh yeah I forgot! We're using him to lure the Karis!", Chiba sighs "The fuck? I thought you were letting me in out of the tide!!!?". They keep ringing the bell... Mizu tilted her head "? Why isn't he coming in?", Kiwi yells "Alright, Alright, we're coming!". They walk away as Franky says "You guys should make up with that idiot.", Chiba sighs "He won't listen, ven if we apologize, he won't forgive us because he REALLY thinks he should've fought for a broken ship.". The cybernetic man answers "It's been resolved, tell him he was just high when he saw the klabutter... fucking shit! Klabautermann.", Chiba yells "It's not your problem, don't butt into fights when you don't know how stupid everyone really is!!!". Franky shout "I could resolve it! Listen it's troubling the ship too! How's the shit going to die peacefully with you acting like a moron! Is he really that damned retarded!!!?", Chiba answers "Yeah... Unless your stronger, he won't listen to you... And if you are: he's mad because you can beat him at strength...", Franky answers "Damn... he IS freaking stupid...". They suddenly Mozu fall by them!!!? They turn in surprise!!! "MOZU?!!!", Franky hears his other sis "Bro...", he turns to see Harui kick her in the neck!!!? "KIWI!!!?". He fwips his sunglasses up "WHO IS IT!!!?", Haruhi answers "Sorry, the girls wouldn't let us in.", Franky rushes her!!! "The galila bitch!!!!". Kaoru blocks him!!! "The fuck!!!?", he knocks him back!!! "Kaou... ru?!! The hell!!? What're you dressed like that for!".  They grab eachothers necks!!! Franky lifts the man off the ground!!!! "Dumbshit!!! The hell you think I am!!!? I'm the man who grabbed the sun, and withstood it's intense heat!!!", Kaoru prepares to stab... "That's my line too! Gurren Lagan stole...". Mori interrupts "Heyx2" he kicks Franky away !!! "Stop it Kaoru!!! What good is he if we kill him now? IDIOT!", Kaoru starts crying "Sorry...". Chiba prepares to fight "Aren't you suspose to be strong? And aren't you guys with galila?!!!", Franky gets up "What!!!? Why am I being beaten by a mute, a gay, a slut and moutain monkey?". He yells "What kinda group is this? Thanks for acting so super... Banging my ittle sisters!!! They're not even ready to wed yet! How the hell you found this place? It's my secret hideout!!!", Mori replies "WTH?!!! Listen... our lives in this shit were fake, we're agents from the american government.". Franky yells "!!! Fucking Stupid americans!!!", Mori adds "You know why you're here. We already know everything, don't be dumb, you're real name is Monkey Flam, the other disciple of Tom, who was said to have died 8 years ago!". Franky leers "I don't know how you found out, but awesome! you homo mustached fuck. So... how's Iceberg?", Mori glares "He's dead.". Frankys freaks as he adds "From Tom to Iceberg, from Iceberg to you. It was passed on, it's finally checkmate of our long search. Now Franky, give us the blueprints of world's ultimate battle ship pluton!!!", Franky stares in surprise "Are you a retard? I said giv...". The cybernetic man used "Strong right!!!", "I ain't giving you shi...". Mori dodges and rushed him!!! He palms the man, spins and knocks him through a wall!!!! Chiba freaks "The fuck!!!? I couldn't even see what happened!!!? He moves too damn fast!!!", he watched in horror as Mori walks to the man. Haruhi notices him stopping... "What's wrong Mori?", "What's this dirty little shit? A drafting room? Perfect place to hide blueprints... Search it.". They look around, dusting off everything. They find nameplates "Monkey Flam, Iceberg, Tom", Franky stands"Dont touch it, it's impolite to go tromping through people's memories... This is the place where  I grew up. The ship building company: Tom's workers, The warehouse is a wreck, but the world's best ship builder lived here.".

To Be Continued :(

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