Foxy Games!

THE ANNOUNCER STATES THE RULES, "THE OBJECTIVE OF THE RACE IS VERY SIMPLE, MAKE A LAP AROUND THE ISLAND! AND BY THE WAY: ANY WEAPON IS ALLOWED!", Zolo shouts "My kinda race!!!". Seirro shouts "Becareful you idiots!", Yui and Touka watch excitedly! "DON'T LOSE YOU GUYS!", "This is so exciting!". Foxy leered "Heheheheh, Those fools: We always use the rules to our advantage. Right, Hambogler?", he asks the monkey. Hambogler laughs "Hee hee hee pfftt hee hee hee hee!". Mira looks worried "Why are they all laughing...? Is there something happening? Someone farted", Kirik glared "I think we should get as far away from the island as we can...". The announcer yells "READY.... DONUT!!!", both boats start off!!! The Utter crap gets shot away!!! The cutie barrel pulls away by it's shark!  Kirik yells "They're breaking the rules: the audience shouldn't be abe to attack!!!". Porche waves "Exuse me! We'll be taking the lead♡ Don't sink too fast though, I wanna have some fun!",  Kirik stares "We're safe...", Mira screamed "Not yet!!!". They all look in horror as a boulder flies toward them! "Where'd that boulder come from!!!? she cries. They paddle away before it kills them!!! Chiba glares "Interruption from the audience is accepted in a pirate game...", Mira screams "I don't accept this!!!". They suddenly hear Seirro yelling "Mother fuckers!!! You think you can try to kill them, while we're  here?", Mira smiles "Good we're catching up!♪". Porche glares "Kapouti, show them your fish men karate!", the shark man leers "Sure thing! Sea splitter!!!". The soldier's raft almost falls over! Kirik yells "Bastard! Eat this! Certain Death punch!", he fires a fist shaped energy at Kapouti!!! He catches it!"Useless!", Kirik seethes until he and Mira hears Fusagi! "8 wheel fluer... (I think I said that right...)". Eight hands suddenly grab Kapouti!!!! "Flip!", she says. They bend him backwards on thier shark! Meanwhile Foxy leers "The newbs ae getting better at this... come Homburgler, let's show off our talents!", he smiles "Yes boss!". Meanwhile Kirik laughed "Hey look, I'll use pot of fire, like a jet!!!", Mira smiles "Good! Use it quick!". He fires at the water... "Get back to rowing idiot!!!" she yells, Kirik shouts "It's not my fault!!!". Mira retorts "Oh... it's your fault your to weak to apply force to WOOD!!!", Kirik snapped "I can apply force where ever I want including your a...", she smacks his head! "Fusagi row!!! We could be given to them!!!". Fusagi retorts "I AM, I'm using my changed energy: see I'M ROWING the raft!", she looks at the edges... many hands were pushing the boat forward! "That's scary...". They all suddenly hear Chiba "3... 2... 1... DEATH CANNON!!!", Mira turns toward him "What are...??!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"!!!! They speed off past the cutie barrel! Porche freaked "How did they get so fast all of a sudden!?", the announcer cried "HOW DID THE BRATS GET SO FAST? THEIR SPEED MAY BE SLOWED DOWN ALOT THOUGH: THE LONG CORAL AND WHIRLPOOLS ARE JUST AHEAD!!! HOW WILL THESE 2 TEAMS CONQUER THE CHALLENGES!!!?". They suddenly notice Foxy... "THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE ISLAND, IT'S... THE AMAZING RUNNER: HAMBOGLUR AND OUR BOSS: FOXY THE SILVER FOX!!! HM... OUR BOSSES FACE IS A LITTLE TWISTED, WHAT EVIL SCHEME HAS HE THOUGHT OF?". Foxy leers "I just had a very naughty idea!", meanwhile the soldiers flew toward the reef as Chiba fired off barrages. Kirik destroyed every coral they hit, as the others watched. Kapouti glares then jumps in the sharks mouth! "FUSION!!! Turbo Sharkman!!!" He screams, they swim through the whirlpools!!! The annoucer craps "THE CUTIE BARRELS CATCHING UP TO THOSE IDIOT'S THE RACE IS 2/3 DONE! WHO'LL WIN!!!?", Mira glares "What the fuck!?". He flipped over "I tried to... ig..nore it. Kirik you bastard, you broke the coral in uneven crappy pieces...", Kirik screamed "SO!!!!? KEEP SHOOTING YOU RETARD!!!!". Mira frowned "They'll catch us at this... wait Chiba, could you shoot that tree in half?", Chiba trembles "At least, I can make that... symmetrical...". He shoots! The tree hits the shark in the head! He bites Kapouti in half!!! Meanwhile the soldiers almost touched the finish line! Until Foxy rode by on Hombogler, "Noro Noro Beam!!!". The soldiers suddenly hear the announcer "AND THE CUTIE BARREL WINS!!!", the foxy pirates cheer as Porche says "Thank you everyone, for your support♡!", the top half of Kapouti floats away... meanwhile Yui, Zolo, Seirro and Touka stare in surprise!!! "WTH!!!? What happened!!?" Seirro yells, Mira got up "I don't know... last thing I remember is: we were about to cross, when suddenly we couldn't move... No we were moving, but it's like we were slowed down, even the wave was!". Foxy leers "That was too easy, thanks to my Noro photon!", Yui repeats"Noro photon?". He giggles "It's a photon that slows everything it touches drastically, it's my ability from manipulating my inner energy!", he starts laughing "I'll show you! Hambogler". The monkey fires at him!!! "Noro Noro beam!!!" a light touches the cannon ball, it slows down... "Most humans are ignorant of the world at sea, the effect lasts for 30 seconds... Do you still doubt my power!". The cannon ball suddenly explodes!!!! "Boss!!!" Porche chases him! Mira glares "That's a REALLY dirty trick to use in a race!", Seirro agrees "That's why these bastards were so confident!". Foxy gets up "Even so, now it's time to choose a member of your crew!!!", he points as soot flies off his face "The 1st 1 I pick, is you!!!". Some foxy pirates grab Touka!!!? "Touka Toni!!!", Mira and Fusai freak as she's taken to sit beside Foxy! He hugs her, "Awww your soft and thin like my sis...", Touka mashed his head "I'M NOT YOUR SISTER, CREEP!".  They put a foxy mask on her face "Listen Touka, you must swear your loyaty to me!", Touka screamed "Go suck a ball sa...". Seirro yells "Oi!!! Touka, don't: We'll get you soon, don't even enable him". Zolo glared "Yeah sit quietly and watch me!", Seirro glares "That's right, there are 2 more matches...". The announcer suddenly screams "THE 2ND ROUND IS THE GROGGY RING!!! THE JUDGEMENT PIRATES VS THE FOXY MONSTERS! WHICH MEANS WE ALSO HAVE THIS, IN THE BAG!!!", Kirik screamed "What!!!?". Zolo stomps out onto the field "I don't need anyone for this! You might as well took Seirro too!", Seirro shouts "Hey dick!!! We're suppose to be best friends!". The announcer explains the rules "IT'S SIMPLE, GET THE BALL IN THE RING, BUT INSTEAD OF A BALL, YOU USE A PERSON!", some foxy pirates ran up to the  guys "Who'll be the ball?". Zolo gestures to Seirro, "Hey!!!", they put a ball shaped hat on his head! "Why do you get to decide, goddamned fucking seaweed head!!!?". "We will rock you" plays as the announcer  screams with pee flowing down his leg! "OMFG!!! IT'S THE MONSTERS!!! HAMBOGULER! PICKLES AND BIGBANG!!!!", 3 monkey(???) monsters stepped onto the field! Mira freaks "That giant fishmonkey thing...", Kirik finishes "Is wearing the ball hat!". Foxy laughs as Seirro glares "We're out numbered...", Zolo laughs "No problem...".

To be continued :O