Sea Train Battle Game!!!

Continued... :D
CHIBA SINGS AS DRUGS RUN THROUGH HIS BODY "♪Born a sharpshooter island, best fucking shooter man: Mouse eye, LOCK ON! Your hear, LOCK ON! Lululululalalalalu Shinigami!!!!♪", Franky wonders "The hell's he's doing?". Seirri sighs "Eh, he must've used more than he said...", Franky calls him "Hey, get over here!". Chiba ran to them, the deamon then says "Okay!!! Now we carry out our stragedy to rescue Fusagi! 1st off, where you guys were was the 6th car, there are 5 more to go! Fussgi could be in any one of them!", he turns toward Franky "Are you strong?". The cyborgs shouts "Fuck yeah, jackass!!! I've been especially strong this week!", Seirro then says "Lastly, after we rescue Fusagi, we could simply get to sea tracks, run away. Busting in careslessy in this train, would be trouble. We can easily get rid the entire group, and break their balls...". Meanwhile Mira puts on a vest and skirt "Okay, I'm ready for battle!", she notices Kasanoda glaring "What's wrong?". He screamed "YOU CHANGED IN HERE WITHOUT A MOMENTS THOUGHT!!!! SCANDALOUS GIRL!!!", the other mechanics gave her thumbs up "Nice scandal!!". Mira answers "It couldn't be helped since we only have 1 car!", he yells at the square sisters "You too! Cover up your stomach and your legs, squares!!! You're what's wrong with society!!!"  Kiwi and Mozu point at him "Shy boy!", "Pedophile boy!", he yells "Why you!!!". Yui forces beef in her pockets "I wish my pockets were bigger! Maybe I'll stuff it bet...", Mira yells "Yui!!! Don't stuff meat in your skirt!!!". Kirik turns, now in a yellow vest "You goin' to fight Mira?", she answers "Yeah... I can control the demon power with this: Climatact!!!". He leers... "That rod looks like sex toy... Seriously, why it's so long, an' rounded at the ends? Hahahahahahahahaha!", after being hit by her and Chimney(?), he yelled "Hey, Broads!!! Don't get mad she brung a di...". Meanwhile a agent tells Mori what happened! "Intruders?", "Yes!", "En route boarding is impossible on puffing Tom, they must've boarded before we left. I'm amazed.". The agent freaks "I agree they're filthy assholes!!!", Mori adds "By the same token en route departure's impossible, both criminals and intruders are still on the train, calm down and search for them...", "Yes sir!!!!". Meanwhile the navy officers here a knock at the door?!!! It suddenly swung open!!! Franky, Chiba and Seirro laugh "Good evening!!!". The officers ran to the door, as it slammed! Chiba nails it close!!!! The officers and agents try to open it, they even shot until... Captain T-bone walks into the car "Move aside please, I hate hate foul asswads! Right angle flash!!!", he cuts the wall "Bone air flash!!!". They all aim at the opening!!!! But didn't see them... They run to the caboose, T-bone looks out the balcony, then looks on top the seatrain... "It can't be...", he drops back in!!! "Everyone return to the previous cars!!!! THIS IS A TRAP!!!". They try to open the door, but found it was already locked!!! They see the rest of the seatrain leaving their car!!! "We're detached!!!", "Too Late!!!". They see Seirro, Chiba and Franky sitting on the other car "See you later guys!!! Beware the crazy bitch!!! Take care!!!!". Seirro smiles "With those 2 cars, I'm guessing we've reduced their numbers by 50", Chiba giggles "But Seirro, what about the others? They gonna crash into the cars!!!". The deamon laughs "They'll manage somehow...". A agent from in that car saw the others detached.... "You assholes!!! I'll blow the door off!!!" he kicks at the door, it opens letting him fall into the sea!!!! "You wanted out?". Seirro walks in "Try not to die, there are only 5 cars left", the agents start shooting at the men!!! Seirro and Chiba counter attack!!! "Frite assortie!!!", "Powder shot!!!", Franky punched a agent "Strong Right!!!". The teens freaked out as they saw his hand launch!!!!! They took 90 calibur pistols, start shooting at point blank!!! Franky picks up a seat as they shoot "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Why aren't our pistols working?". He threw the seat on them, before they ran!!! Seirro asks "Oi, the fuck are you?", Franky leers "Huh? I'm a cyborg.". Chiba looks shocked as the cyborg continues "My body's built out of steel and weapons, like the terminator, motha fucka!", Chiba pokes his butt(?) "EYOW!!!". The shinigami laughs "I didn't even hurt you, candyas...", Franky interrupts "Ya bonehead!!! Start poking my asscrack! Only my front's metal! I did all tha remodelin' myself! My hands couldn't reach my backside!". He then stands up "While I'm at it? Why is my stomach sensitive to cold?", Chiba starts breathing smoke(?) "The hell I'd know?". Franky opens his stomach, "Because I stuck a cola chilling fridge in there!!!", Seirro looks shocked "Oh shit...". Chiba trembles "That's best on... Fuck, drugs hurt...", Seirro snaps out of it "This isn't time to chat guys! There's not any idiots left here, let's move on! Next up, the 4th car...". They come into a kitchen, and see a fat man, with curly white hair and "stretched" eyes!!!!? Riding a tray!!! "I'm Wanze!x2 I'm the mad, mad Wanze!!!", he rides to them "Hallo guys!!! Are you hungry!!!? I'm Wanze! Since I'm the head chef, I can make anything!!! You want some ramen?!!! Then Ramen you shall have! But before that, I have some trivia for you!!! My nose hairs, make the noodles! My nose hairs, their woven like fishnet stockings!!!". He eats some dough "1st I eat some wheat and flour in my mouth, then need it well!", he breathes it out of nostrils!!!!!!!!!?  into a bull with water! "Welp! Dig in!" he laughs, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!!!" the criminals scream! Seirro sighs "We don't have time for this Wanze, we're keeping somebody waiting... so see ya...", Wanze screams "WAIT!!!!!! If you wanna go throuh here, you have to tear through me!". Meanwhile a agent told CP9 what happened!!! "All soldiers are down, the only 1s left are: Wanze, Nero and us here.", Mori answers "They sound fairly strong, however the only problem is, Franky has been freed. Our mission is to escort Franky and Fusagi Tsunou to Wake island. Nothing else matters.". Haruhi asks "Have you identified the intruders?", the agent answered "Yes, 2 are the criminals, 1's MOTHER FUCKING high, and wearing a retarded mask though. The other is a smoking "cool" teen in a suit, so in total 3 attackers.". Kaoru stands "Should we check Fusagi Tsunou?", "No... focus on apprehending Franky, they want to take Fusagi Tsunou back, do they?" Mori leers evilly "THAT WILL... NEVER HAPPEN". Meanwhile Wanze poses "I'm here for situations like this! If want the prisoners, you'll have to eat my ramen kenpo 1st!", Chiba wonders "R.. ramen kenpo? The hell that means?", the chef repeated "R... ramen kenpo? The hell that means?". Chiba shouted "DON'T MOCK ME!!!", Seirro yells "DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!", Wanze rides on the tray "What did ya think "ramen" meant big boy?". Franky shot at him!!! "You're energetic, aren't you?", the bullets almost hit the chef!!! Franky glares "That should've at least knicked you... and yet your face doesn't even twitch?", Wanze sighed "S... scary... my heart almost jumped out!!!". Franky yells "WHAT THE HELL!!!!? Stop doing that stupid look!!!!", Seirro grabs his friends shoulders "Stop it... I'll take care of him...". Wanze stuffs gold flour in his mouth!! "I...won't... let... you!!!", he blows noodles at them!!! "Ramen Beam!!!!". They dodge the attack!!! "WAAAAAAH So DISGUSTING, IT'S BREAKING THE WALLS!", "Watch out!". Seirro kicked at him, the others left!!! Wanze dodges, then skates at him!!! He kicks back, fire flies everywhere!!!!  He lands on a counter, then coughs blood!!!! "Gah... guaaaaaa, how the heck did you kick me?!!! You didn't move!". Seirro explains "I kicked you 12 times, retarded Garbador...", Wanze cries "Not even my father calls me a ugly ass pokemon,!!!! I was distracted by your gay looking sideways hair!". Seirro shouts "You're in no position to criticise people's looks!", Wanze stands up, then wraps Ramen around himself!!! "Then I'll show you why i was chosen for this job!!!! Ramen Kenpo Ultimate Technique!!!! I'll pull the dough to make my dreamy edible battle suit!!! Ramen Formal Battlesuit!!!!", Seirro prepares to attack the chef in the ramen suit "That's the gayest, most fugly thing...". Meanwhile on top of the train, Franky poses "HM? What are you doing here?" , the officer leered "I'm the officer of the 3rd car, the sea weasel: Nero!!!! Unfortunately I can't kill you, since we need you alive!". Franky sighs "What the shit? I asked why you're here? Couldn't you wait inside?", Nero explains "No... you'd sneak past me.". The cyborg answers "True, it always good to be... who the hell's that?!", Nero turns, Franky punches the agent hard!!!!! "Chee, you play dirty!!", Franky leers "That's right! That's because I'm a underworld boss in my town!".  Meanwhile Fusagi heres knocking on her window... she looks to see a shinigami?!!! "Chiba!!!?".

To Be Continued... :O

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