Bite!!!!

A SOLDIER FROM TOPEKA'S ACADEMY STAIRS AT A DESTROYED ARMY, IN FRONT OF THE YUKON ACADEMY "Hmmm, even without the general's help, you achieve amazing results! Splendid work! I see Yukon's reputation as a monolith thick force, is well earned! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!", a soldier from the army stares in horror as Kimblee clapped "Beautiful, just beautiful work! I never seen assholes slaughtered so quickly!". The soldier yells "That's not the problem!!! We had high ranking americans pledge their loyalty for years, saying they'd help when us, Ukrain hoshi attacked! But they didn't even provide a diversion!", Kimblee smiled "There's no need to be mad, despite the hailstotm of bullets, we're alive! ♪It means the world has recognized us♪♪". The soldier interrupts "Suck my...", he suddenly exploded!!!? Kimblee glared "How rude, he went to pieces on me...", another soldier held a rifle to his head! "Comrade Kimblee, you're coming with us...", Kimblee rolls his philosopher stone out of his mouth! A explosion kills them all!!! The Yukon soldiers freak out "WTH!!!?", "No 1 even fired there!!!?", Miles answers "What caused that shit???". Meanwhile Mira, and her team was found by the people in the village, and have settled there... The hogman returns to the village with a strange man "Mr Sei?", "That pedophile was grabbing wood all morning" the children tell him. The Hogman walks away, "Thanks!" a kid then asks "Mr Zanpano? Who's that man?". Zanpano turns "Um... just another man from somewhere else...", meanwhile Sei tries to lift some wood "Dammit, my back can't handle this...". The toadman turns "Aren't you a killer? You should be in better shape, old fag...", Zanpano walks over the snow slope "Hey guys!". Sei looked up "Who's that?", Zanpano starts "He needs som...". The strange man interrupted "Relax Zanpano...", he turns into a transgender... "You can drop the act now. I have you assholes...". He steps forward "What makes you think a worthless insect like you, could stop...", spikes suddenly stab through his foot and leg!!!? "What the hell is thiiiiiiiiiiiis?!!!". The hogman runs to the others, the tranny looks up "Zanpano, you traitor!". He leers "Now I can drop the act", Sei adds "We wanted to catch a Humonculos, so he called you over to be f'd up.".  The humonculous laughed "So you think you could really catch me? I can wreck the shit out of 2 or 3 ants!!!", a fist suddenly punched him through the air!!!? Sei laughed "My alchemy has evolved, I mad transmutation circles that act like land mines.", the humonculous replied "You can't fool me, alchemy doesn't...", he's stabbed "Fine if I walk in your footprin...", a finger stabs into his buttocks!!! "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!?".  Sei leered "How does it feel, fucker?", meanwhile the girl and Mira watch "Hehheehee, he has no idea it's long distance, transmutation", "And black magic". The humonculous stands "You think you can talk trashto me, like that?", he turns into a giant green monster!!!!? "Don't get cocky!!!". He charges!!! They dodge before he hits them!!! He turns as spines hit his face, "What the hell?!!! There's a toad, hog and and a faggot, who has stupid shit like that?".  He runs toward Zapano "Stupid humans, you think crap like thar'll work!???", Vassago flies behind him "Human attacks, are worth less that their own defecation...". The humonculous looks up then is shot by "Final Flash!!!", "Djinn's are the hand of G...". The humonculous suddenly gets up, and grabs Sei!!! "After it's used to wipe! Now back off, or I'll snap his neck!". Sei tries to get loose, as the monster laugh "What's wrong dickwad?", Sei leers "Your homo tongue's touchin...". He thumps Sei's head!!! "Fuuuuuuck!!! That hurts like crap!!!" he coughs blood! The monster laughed "♪ Like those spikes, now that village, your team, they're all going to be used for my next stone♡", Sei retorts "No...". The tranny laughed "What're you depressed about? You're all murderers, aren't you?", Sei answers "Yes... That's why I know how to destroy anyone I want!!!". He touches it's tounge!!! The monster falls to pieces!!! Bodies crawl from it's mouth, untl the original one climbed out "No... Not to me, to Envy... By... chimera... don't ppp ity.. ", a little green monster falls out of it's head!!!? "Ðôôôôôõôôñ'ť  рïiiiiiiiťΥ мε Ďųмваąāăāāąąąąąąş!!!!". It falls "Ďőñ'ť ļőõκ  ат ме...", Vassago grabs it "I've wasted energy on a pathetic little turd?". Later everyone searches the snow "Sorry Sei, with all this snow we can't find your teeth.", Sei sighs "Forget it...(Not like I was getting buttholes anyway...) Thanks for stopping the bleeding". The girl smiles "Your welcome... You actually look old now though...", they walk back to the village, "Did you beat the humonculous?" the old msn greets them. Sei answers "Barely...", Cirris heals him as he adds "That asshole wouldve completely destroyed my money maker, if this retard didn't have super regenerative power.". The oldman thumps Envy "Tee Hee! That's what you get, you little...", he bites his hand!!! "OMG!!! EEEEEK!!! HE'S...". Everyone turns to see Envy growing over him!!! "Íf ÿöù váłüé ÿöúŕ fřiėňð'ş ľifé, ÿőü'ļļ ďő ăş I śàÿ!!!", he looks at Vassago! "You're my BF right?!!!", the prince turns his head "The fuck? You're homo too?". Envy notices no one helped, then let go... Mira puts him in a jar, then they leave... until they come to a crossroads... "Mei... Weren't you suppose to find immortality for your country?" Vassago asks, the girl answers "Yes!". He gives her Envy "Go back now, this thing died many times, but draws air.", she sighed "Thank you all, so much...". Then ran away Mira looks at Cirris "I wasn't sure, but you're a pedophile too?", he jumped "N... no... I...". She laughed as she adds "At least your not like Sei, now let's go...", meanwhile Olivia's shown Topeka's army... Meanwhile Mira and Cirris come to another town, "I can feel him here...". Lin walks up to them "You!?", they both freak!