Vassago's So Awesome!

THE GRAND GENIE SPOKE TO FUSAGI, REI AND SNAIL "The invaders have killed us immortal genie, they are seeking our white lamps correct? I never imagined our lamps, made for life, are the cause of our deaths...", Fusagi glares "I'm sorry for cutting to the chase, but we need that lamp! I promise, I wont let it fall into their hands!". Rei adds "I wish for this too, they plan to revive their friends with them!",  the grand genie answers "Earthlings knew about magic before coming to this world!!!? I'm still surprised she can speak!". Fusagi answers "We know magic!!! There are many races on earth that are magical!", he gives her the lamp "Here, but it won't help you...". She replied sarcastically "Because I'm too stupid to use it?", he replies "Ah ho...You are smarter than I thought... Not! Smartass: I'm about to die soon, can you steal the rest of the lamps from the invaders, before I die, rendering them unusable?". Fusagi answers "Yes, I'll try! It's better alternative than letting any of them have eternal life!!!", the grand genie then asks "Come here earthling, allow me to explore your past...". Fusagi walks to him, he rubs up her butt then pats her head! "I see, you must protect the lamp with your life! I no longer have the strength to protect it, and Snail cannot defend me...", he then leers "By the way, for a earthling you have alot of power laying dorment... it's a shame to waste it...". Fusagi glares as she rubs her behind "You mean my butt's size?...", he interrupts "Seriously, allow me to touch you once more...". She begrudgingly walks to him, he pats her head... "I know you're probably watching memories of when I was in the shower" she suddenly felt gravity!!! ". He laughs "Please escape their clutches...", Fusagi laughed "All this power!!! I had all this lying dormant?!!". He smiled "It's not as much as it would've been if you were a genie... but yes!", Fusagi then asks "Hey, you can do anyone?". The grand genie snickers "Yeah... hahahaha!!! Wait I'm not doing a homo thing...", she yells "WHAT THE HECK!!!? I meant a friend of mine: she should be brought here, she has a enormous amount of dormant power!!!". He smiles "Bring her to me! We should as many powerful broads on our side as..." she left before he finished "I'll bring her here, and tell her to ignore everything you vomit out of your face hole, wait here Rei, I'll be right back!". He shouts "Please be... becareful!", Fusagi flew from the lamp! "Who thought I would have this kind of power!!!? I'll be with them in a few minutes!! PK Speed!". She vanishes, only the force from her speed indicated her location!!! Meanwhile Mira was training while Touka sensed for the lamps... "Hey Mira chan, feel this...", she turns toward Touka, and closes her eyes then sensed a lamp!!!? "1 of the lamps are on the move! Do you think it's Fusagi?" the vampire asks, Mira replies "It has to be her! She must've found the grand genie and got the lamp!". Touka then asks, "If that's Fusagi, then what about the other lamp by itself?!! There's no 1 there with it...", Mira answered "Let's see in that direction... that's where all those genies were killed by Vassago...". Touka freaks... "But I don't feel him... the lamps by itself? That's it! He must've attacked it, but couldn't find the lamp!", Mira got ready to fly off! "I'm going!", Touka cheered "Looks like luck's finally on our side!". Mira flew away as fast as she could "This is great!!! I don't feel any evil souls around either!!!". Meanwhile Rin and Apple stared at Vassago in a healing capsule "Healing a beautiful virgin... how long does he need to soak in the juices?", "He's suffered quite a bit of damage, it'll be another half hour or so...". Rin walks out "I'll report to Haru sama", Apple jacks off to him "Even this "straight" guy will experience a orgasm after Ha...". Vassago suddenly fires through the glass, killing the salamander!!! "Thanks for the treatment doctor! But I don't believe I need a "shot"! ", Rin and Haru heard the explosion!!! They ran to the room to see a hole in the giant lamp wall!!!  Vassago watches them as Haru says irritated "After him, or no more Brokeback mountain mondays!.", Rin shouts "DAMN THAT FUCKER!!!!". Vassago ran as he thought "They fell for it all too easily!!!", he finds the 5 lamps! "There, there are the lamps, sorry Haru, you're plan just backfired!!!". Meanwhile Mira found the village!!! "Crap... Vassago must've did this. I have to find the lamp, the white lamp Vassago couldn't find...", she then felt white magic reverberating from the water... "It's not in a house?". She swam under water and pulled it out... "They must've hidden under the water in a panic...", she thought as she flew back towards her friend. Meanwhile Rin flew over Haru's lamp!!! "DAMN THAT... PIECE OF SHIT, VASSAGO! THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!?", Haru glared "You better find and capture him, he was the 1 I never fucked up...". Meanwhile Vassago leer "I have all of them, but I can't carry them away, I don't have time to think of a plan either", he screams "HEY!!! NUMB NUTS!!!! I'M STILL IN HERE!!!". They rush toward the room, Vassago wished for a explosion!!! The smoke and debris covered where he was "♪I got a lovely bunch of lamps, dadeedadeee and theye are standing in a row!!!♪" he sung as he trew all of them out a hole he blasted,  the djinn flies through too after the lamps! Meanwhile Rin searched the room the lamps were in, Haru threatens him "There's no way he could've abcsconed all 5 at the same time. I'll search my lamp, you bring him back here in 1 hour,  or the only thing that'll quell my wrath, is my dick up your nostril!" Meanwhile Vassago swam to the location he threw the 5 lamps, he climbed on the island, then laughs "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HARU!? I GOT MY HANDS ON YOUR JUNK!!! !!! I MEAN LAMPS!!!". He suddenly felt energy flying by!!! "Rin!!!? No, it's..." he sees Fusagi flying by!!! "I can't believe I'm going so fast, and I got the 7th lamp from the Grand genie!!!". He leers as he chases her "Dumb bitch..."